10 things I hate about you

I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair.

I hate the way you drive my car; I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.

I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you're always right;

I hate it when you lie.

I hate it when you make me laugh;

Even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when you're not around

and the fact that you didn't call.

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you --

not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

"10 Things I Hate About You" (1999)